{"id":2355,"date":"2014-08-20T08:17:16","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T12:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2355"},"modified":"2014-07-17T11:57:57","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:57:57","slug":"a-midnight-spot-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/a-midnight-spot-check\/","title":{"rendered":"A Midnight Spot Check"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>I have been pregnant for five days<\/li>\n<li>carrying a white dove<\/li>\n<li>slung the towel over his shoulder<\/li>\n<li>a midnight spot check<\/li>\n<li>heaved him over a hip<\/li>\n<li>and a green hat<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>A midnight spot check<\/em> revealed Denise <em>carrying a white dove and a green hat<\/em>. When asked to explain herself, she said, &#8220;<em>I have been pregnant for five days<\/em>. He <em>slung the towel over his shoulder<\/em>, and I <em>heaved him over a hip<\/em>, and that was all it took.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been pregnant for five days carrying a white dove slung the towel over his shoulder a midnight spot check heaved him over a hip and a green hat A midnight spot check revealed Denise carrying a white dove and a green hat. When asked to explain herself, she said, &#8220;I have been pregnant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[336,182],"class_list":["post-2355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bird","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2366,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions\/2366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}