{"id":2351,"date":"2014-09-03T08:21:55","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T12:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2351"},"modified":"2015-03-25T08:43:22","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T12:43:22","slug":"do-you-have-them-memorized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/do-you-have-them-memorized\/","title":{"rendered":"Do You Have Them Memorized?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Do you have them memorized?<\/li>\n<li>gravity tugging at her cheeks<\/li>\n<li>pale glow rippling above the strongman&#8217;s skin<\/li>\n<li>By the crossed eyes of the Jumbo!<\/li>\n<li>I am captured!<\/li>\n<li>as the animal disappeared<\/li>\n<li>great plaid bags of trousers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Do you have them memorized?<\/em>&#8221; Zelda asked Lorenzo, prompting him to glance up from her breasts in embarrassment. Decades of <em>gravity tugging at her cheeks<\/em> had made her countenance sorrowful and her pants ill-fitting, yet had somehow left her bosom unravaged.<\/p>\n<p>Lorenzo lifted the tent flap to peer outside, and decided it was safe. But after two strides, a <em>pale glow rippling above the strongman&#8217;s skin<\/em> told of his miscalculation as he suddenly froze in place.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>By the crossed eyes of the Jumbo! I am captured!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zelda poked her head out of the tent and immediately saw the culprit: a force-projecting depantser, which she recognized by its vermilion tailfeathers <em>as the animal disappeared<\/em> into the forest. Lorenzo would be fine in a moment, but his pants were gone forever, added to the depantser&#8217;s hoard. As Lorenzo blushed, Zelda imagined the cave, filled with <em>great plaid bags of trousers<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have them memorized? gravity tugging at her cheeks pale glow rippling above the strongman&#8217;s skin By the crossed eyes of the Jumbo! I am captured! as the animal disappeared great plaid bags of trousers &#8220;Do you have them memorized?&#8221; Zelda asked Lorenzo, prompting him to glance up from her breasts in embarrassment. Decades [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,312,349],"class_list":["post-2351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-circus","tag-gonzo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2351"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2827,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions\/2827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}