{"id":2348,"date":"2014-08-06T08:19:39","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T12:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2348"},"modified":"2014-07-17T11:49:08","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:49:08","slug":"she-jumped-at-the-forbidden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/she-jumped-at-the-forbidden\/","title":{"rendered":"She Jumped At the Forbidden"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>bright cherry fruit<\/li>\n<li>impossibly enormous<\/li>\n<li>whirling on the kitchen floor<\/li>\n<li>pushed the popcorn at her<\/li>\n<li>or jump out of the car<\/li>\n<li>illegal glass of wine<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>She jumped at the forbidden, <em>bright cherry fruit<\/em> of an <em>illegal glass of wine<\/em>, laughing and swooning through the elegant dinner at Le Gourmangerie before I led her stumblingly to my convertible for the short drive to the drive-in where High School Musical 7 was showing and where I thought she might scream <em>or jump out of the car<\/em> when I <em>pushed the popcorn at her<\/em> <em>impossibly enormous<\/em> breasts, but she kept her cool and shared the buttery exploded kernels with me and asked me in after the ride to her place and soon enough we were <em>whirling on the kitchen floor<\/em> like a punctured beer can dropped by a clumsy pledge.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them all in one sentence!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bright cherry fruit impossibly enormous whirling on the kitchen floor pushed the popcorn at her or jump out of the car illegal glass of wine She jumped at the forbidden, bright cherry fruit of an illegal glass of wine, laughing and swooning through the elegant dinner at Le Gourmangerie before I led her stumblingly to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,182],"class_list":["post-2348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2348"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2349,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions\/2349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}