{"id":2344,"date":"2014-07-30T08:14:26","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T12:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2344"},"modified":"2014-07-17T11:48:03","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:48:03","slug":"i-think-our-troublesome-renegade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-think-our-troublesome-renegade\/","title":{"rendered":"I Think Our Troublesome Renegade"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the priest tucked her in<\/li>\n<li>profusely awkward<\/li>\n<li>our troublesome renegade<\/li>\n<li>display her milk-heavy udders<\/li>\n<li>you did it up brown!<\/li>\n<li>they are also cannibals<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;I think <em>our troublesome renegade<\/em> will like this room. It should make her feel at home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sheila followed Stefan into the upstairs bedroom, eager to see the redecorating. &#8220;<em>You did it up brown!<\/em>&#8221; she squealed, knowing instantly that Tarantella would indeed like it. And without any curtains, it would be <em>profusely awkward<\/em> for the horny savage to <em>display her milk-heavy udders<\/em> to Father Shultz at naptime when <em>the priest tucked her in<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s perfect,&#8221; she murmured. &#8220;Stefan, you know so much about poor &#8216;Tella&#8217;s people, and their preference for earthtones. They are religiously attached to somber colors.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>They are also cannibals<\/em>, so tell Shultzy to be careful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the priest tucked her in profusely awkward our troublesome renegade display her milk-heavy udders you did it up brown! they are also cannibals &#8220;I think our troublesome renegade will like this room. It should make her feel at home.&#8221; Sheila followed Stefan into the upstairs bedroom, eager to see the redecorating. &#8220;You did it up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[176,309,182],"class_list":["post-2344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-cannibal","tag-religion","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2344"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2363,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344\/revisions\/2363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}