{"id":2342,"date":"2014-07-23T08:16:36","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T12:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2342"},"modified":"2014-07-17T11:46:59","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:46:59","slug":"professor-mcmurphy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/professor-mcmurphy\/","title":{"rendered":"Professor McMurphy"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>such isolating topography<\/li>\n<li>blanched, blotched, and faded<\/li>\n<li>a beautiful double-cube room<\/li>\n<li>some gigantic log spinning<\/li>\n<li>slid into the huge four poster bed<\/li>\n<li>why in all the hells<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Professor McMurphy liked to follow a carefully planned curriculum, spending the early part of the semester on simple quadratics and <em>such, isolating topography<\/em> from less demanding material. But his students showed little appreciation, showering the professor with old cabbages that were <em>blanched, blotched, and faded<\/em>. He taught Abstruse Mathematics, lecturing in <em>a beautiful double-cube room<\/em> (216 square meters, 125 seats) in a prime location (room 97). Overhead, a mobile made of aluminum numerals slowly pivoted, like some enormous exponent or <em>some gigantic log spinning<\/em> in the air. But the students didn&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>Kelsie was by far the worst, but Professor McMurphy couldn&#8217;t flunk her. She knew too much. Where he was ticklish, mainly. That night, as she <em>slid into the huge four poster bed<\/em> beside him, he wondered <em>why in all the hells<\/em> she didn&#8217;t share his passion for math. Then he turned his mind to other things (computing the billionth digit of Pi) and turned his body to Kelsie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>such isolating topography blanched, blotched, and faded a beautiful double-cube room some gigantic log spinning slid into the huge four poster bed why in all the hells Professor McMurphy liked to follow a carefully planned curriculum, spending the early part of the semester on simple quadratics and such, isolating topography from less demanding material. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,182,168],"class_list":["post-2342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-teacher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2343,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342\/revisions\/2343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}