{"id":2340,"date":"2014-07-16T08:14:06","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T12:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2340"},"modified":"2014-07-17T11:40:29","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:40:29","slug":"they-all-shared-her-grace-of-posture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/they-all-shared-her-grace-of-posture\/","title":{"rendered":"They All Shared Her Grace of Posture"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>for verily, her breasts were like melons<\/li>\n<li>the sitter responded with a slack-jawed grin<\/li>\n<li>complimented Ian on his quick head<\/li>\n<li>inwardly he didn&#8217;t feel too sympathetic<\/li>\n<li>they all shared her grace of posture<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>They all shared her grace of posture,<\/em> oddly, <em>for verily her breasts were like melons<\/em>. Her ass was like additional melons, a fact perhaps holding the key to the mystery of her poise.<\/p>\n<p>Balance. Balance in all things, not just melons. The young twins lacked melons altogether, having yet to attain lemons, but they were balanced. When their parents went out, the twins looked forward to their sitter&#8217;s company.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stephanie!&#8221; enthused both youngsters. <em>The sitter responded with a slack-jawed grin<\/em>. (But a well-balanced one.)<\/p>\n<p>Lurking in the bushes, two snipers shared candy. Discovering that the bag held an odd number of M&amp;Ms, the left-most assassin placed the last chocolate morsel under a bush, for the squirrels. Keith <em>complimented Ian on his quick head<\/em>. Ian expressed poetical regret that they must make orphans of these children, but <em>inwardly he didn&#8217;t feel too sympathetic<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for verily, her breasts were like melons the sitter responded with a slack-jawed grin complimented Ian on his quick head inwardly he didn&#8217;t feel too sympathetic they all shared her grace of posture They all shared her grace of posture, oddly, for verily her breasts were like melons. Her ass was like additional melons, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[364],"class_list":["post-2340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-melons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2340"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2341,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2340\/revisions\/2341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}