{"id":2334,"date":"2014-08-25T08:16:41","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T12:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2334"},"modified":"2014-07-17T11:54:32","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:54:32","slug":"three-years-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/three-years-ago\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Years Ago"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>embraced this tree and wept<\/li>\n<li>screwing around with the girls<\/li>\n<li>make rocks fry eggs<\/li>\n<li>Larry &#8220;The Boot&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>before the sound left my tongue<\/li>\n<li>possibly due to the polka-dot bow tie<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Three years ago I ran into this forest, <em>embraced this tree, and wept<\/em>. Three years ago I caught my boyfriend Larry <em>screwing around with the girls<\/em> from the nearby private academy. Three years ago I got so mad that the power of my fury was great enough to <em>make rocks fry eggs<\/em> in a 2 meter diameter circle around me, but when I opened my mouth to give <em>Larry &#8220;The Boot,&#8221;<\/em> as they say, something froze me <em>before the sound left my tongue<\/em>. I have spent the past three years trying to figure out why I couldn&#8217;t tell Larry off, and I have concluded that it was <em>possibly due to the polka-dot bow tie<\/em> he was wearing.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>embraced this tree and wept screwing around with the girls make rocks fry eggs Larry &#8220;The Boot&#8221; before the sound left my tongue possibly due to the polka-dot bow tie Three years ago I ran into this forest, embraced this tree, and wept. Three years ago I caught my boyfriend Larry screwing around with the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,361,362],"class_list":["post-2334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-bow-tie","tag-polka-dots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2334"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2365,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions\/2365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}