{"id":2332,"date":"2014-08-18T08:09:03","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T12:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2332"},"modified":"2014-07-17T11:51:39","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:51:39","slug":"the-perfume-wafting-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-perfume-wafting-up\/","title":{"rendered":"The Perfume Wafting Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>finished the baklava<\/li>\n<li>I sneezed repeatedly<\/li>\n<li>made my hair prickle<\/li>\n<li>filthy looking meal in a rusty can<\/li>\n<li>perfume wafting up<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The <em>perfume wafting up<\/em> from the bottom bunk smelled almost as pungent as the <em>filthy looking meal in a rusty can<\/em> they served me for dinner last night. <em>I sneezed repeatedly<\/em>, which drew the guard&#8217;s attention. The malevolent look in his muddy eyes <em>made my hair prickle<\/em> on my arms and neck. If I had known it would end like this, in this wretched culinary prison, I would have <em>finished the baklava<\/em> for His Majesty on time!<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>finished the baklava I sneezed repeatedly made my hair prickle filthy looking meal in a rusty can perfume wafting up The perfume wafting up from the bottom bunk smelled almost as pungent as the filthy looking meal in a rusty can they served me for dinner last night. I sneezed repeatedly, which drew the guard&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[342,139],"class_list":["post-2332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-food","tag-prison"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2333,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332\/revisions\/2333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}