{"id":2328,"date":"2014-08-04T08:18:05","date_gmt":"2014-08-04T12:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2328"},"modified":"2014-07-17T11:46:08","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:46:08","slug":"the-lost-episode-of-tagalong-bub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-lost-episode-of-tagalong-bub\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;Lost&#8221; Episode of Tagalong Bub"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>latent potencies later in the program<\/li>\n<li>you got so carried away<\/li>\n<li>ignorance of the law is no excuse, Bub.<\/li>\n<li>a betrothal my father renounced<\/li>\n<li>chump on the dome<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>The &#8220;Lost&#8221; Episode of Tagalong Bub<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>You got so carried away<\/em>, but <em>ignorance of the law is no excuse, Bub<\/em>,&#8221; said Pappy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know that now, Pappy, and I&#8217;m terribly sorry. I feel just like a <em>chump on the dome<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, sonny,&#8221; said Pappy, patting Tagalong Bub on the shoulder, &#8220;don&#8217;t beat yourself up. We&#8217;ll get this all straightened out. You&#8217;ll see.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She&#8217;s just so awful purty, Pappy,&#8221; said Bub, as a heart-shaped thought balloon image of the cartoon&#8217;s villainess RunAmok Sal hovered over his head. &#8220;I never dreamed I&#8217;d fall in love and wind up involved in <em>a betrothal my father renounced<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so it seemed that Tagalong Bub had narrowly avoided RunAmok Sal&#8217;s trap, but the love potion Sal used was complicated and revealed its <em>latent potencies later in the program<\/em> when she sneaked into Bub&#8217;s bedroom and forcibly consummated their union.<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>latent potencies later in the program you got so carried away ignorance of the law is no excuse, Bub. a betrothal my father renounced chump on the dome The &#8220;Lost&#8221; Episode of Tagalong Bub &#8220;You got so carried away, but ignorance of the law is no excuse, Bub,&#8221; said Pappy. &#8220;I know that now, Pappy, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[212,332,182],"class_list":["post-2328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-crime","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2329,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions\/2329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}