{"id":2290,"date":"2014-07-02T08:17:55","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T12:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2290"},"modified":"2014-06-08T16:56:35","modified_gmt":"2014-06-08T20:56:35","slug":"i-was-surely-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-was-surely-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"I was surely dead!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" alt=\"k-avatar\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>gathered worshippers in his turnups<\/li>\n<li>giggled and tickled the boy next to her?<\/li>\n<li>a cocoon of darkness<\/li>\n<li>with the skirts of their nightshirts on fire<\/li>\n<li>I was surely dead!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>I was surely dead!<\/em> My chances were about as good as a couple of sleepwalking jugglers at a gas station <em>with the skirts of their nightshirts on fire<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>My mind writhed in <em>a cocoon of darkness<\/em>. Was it Marie Curie who <em>giggled and tickled the boy next to her<\/em>? Did she tickle me?<\/p>\n<p>A farmer, barefoot, <em>gathered worshippers in his turnups<\/em>. Is he a god to crickets?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gathered worshippers in his turnups giggled and tickled the boy next to her? a cocoon of darkness with the skirts of their nightshirts on fire I was surely dead! I was surely dead! My chances were about as good as a couple of sleepwalking jugglers at a gas station with the skirts of their nightshirts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[328,349],"class_list":["post-2290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-celebrity","tag-gonzo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2290"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2294,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions\/2294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}