{"id":2275,"date":"2014-06-16T08:06:44","date_gmt":"2014-06-16T12:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2275"},"modified":"2014-06-08T16:11:43","modified_gmt":"2014-06-08T20:11:43","slug":"dont-you-think-i-want-a-cigarette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/dont-you-think-i-want-a-cigarette\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Don&#8217;t You Think I Want A Cigarette&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>because of the heat of all the dead bodies<\/li>\n<li>deserve a straight answer<\/li>\n<li>a cigarette or two<\/li>\n<li>rows and rows<\/li>\n<li>the very thought makes my mouth water<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you think I want <em>a cigarette or two<\/em> myself? <em>The very thought makes my mouth water<\/em>,&#8221; said Philip. &#8220;But we can&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why not?&#8221; said Phyllis. &#8220;I think I <em>deserve a straight answer<\/em>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Philip\u00a0gestured at the <em>rows and rows<\/em> of corpses. &#8220;<em>Because of the heat of all the dead bodies<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2e6eb0;\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>because of the heat of all the dead bodies deserve a straight answer a cigarette or two rows and rows the very thought makes my mouth water &#8220;Don&#8217;t you think I want a cigarette or two myself? The very thought makes my mouth water,&#8221; said Philip. &#8220;But we can&#8217;t.&#8221; &#8220;Why not?&#8221; said Phyllis. &#8220;I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[351],"class_list":["post-2275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-horror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2276,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}