{"id":2241,"date":"2014-05-28T08:01:11","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T12:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2241"},"modified":"2014-05-04T18:13:26","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T22:13:26","slug":"steady-demand-for-humanly-edible-dishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/steady-demand-for-humanly-edible-dishes\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Steady Demand for Humanly Edible Dishes&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>affable, stimulating, with a phenomenal grasp<\/li>\n<li>disappearance of the natives!<\/li>\n<li>five hovercraft: three light<\/li>\n<li>humanly edible dishes<\/li>\n<li>the night before the simulacrum<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Steady demand for <em>humanly edible dishes<\/em> on Bleylox-9 ultimately caused the <em>disappearance of the natives!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nobody was listening to Alex by now. They used to think him<em> affable, stimulating, with a phenomenal grasp<\/em> and a handshake to match. But he went too far. He had decided he had to rescue the things that go bump in <em>the night before the simulacrum<\/em> made them all into jerky. So he hired <em>five hovercraft: three light<\/em>, two so heavy they didn&#8217;t hover, and set off furtively into the deserted polar region.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>affable, stimulating, with a phenomenal grasp disappearance of the natives! five hovercraft: three light humanly edible dishes the night before the simulacrum &#8220;Steady demand for humanly edible dishes on Bleylox-9 ultimately caused the disappearance of the natives!&#8221; Nobody was listening to Alex by now. They used to think him affable, stimulating, with a phenomenal grasp [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[342,271],"class_list":["post-2241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-food","tag-scifi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2241"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2242,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions\/2242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}