{"id":2231,"date":"2014-05-26T08:15:35","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T12:15:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2231"},"modified":"2014-05-04T18:25:56","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T22:25:56","slug":"in-any-case-mr-roosevelt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/in-any-case-mr-roosevelt\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;In Any Case, Mr Roosevelt&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>In any case, Mr Roosevelt<\/li>\n<li>well, that&#8217;s one thing<\/li>\n<li>relief evident in his expression<\/li>\n<li>huge and hairy man clad in<\/li>\n<li>a considerable extra expense<\/li>\n<li>stroked his luxuriant moustache<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;<em>In any case, Mr Roosevelt<\/em>,&#8221; Tammy said as she <em>stroked his luxuriant moustache<\/em>, &#8220;it would be a considerable extra expense.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The president knew that there was <em>relief evident in his expression<\/em>. It was so difficult to find an escort willing to engage in a menage a trios with himself and a <em>huge and hairy man clad in<\/em> lederhosen and glitter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Well, that&#8217;s one thing<\/em> I&#8217;m prepared to pay extra for, honey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In any case, Mr Roosevelt well, that&#8217;s one thing relief evident in his expression huge and hairy man clad in a considerable extra expense stroked his luxuriant moustache &#8220;In any case, Mr Roosevelt,&#8221; Tammy said as she stroked his luxuriant moustache, &#8220;it would be a considerable extra expense.&#8221; The president knew that there was relief [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[328,341,74,182],"class_list":["post-2231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-celebrity","tag-clothes","tag-mustache","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2231"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2245,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231\/revisions\/2245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}