{"id":2227,"date":"2014-05-12T08:04:07","date_gmt":"2014-05-12T12:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2227"},"modified":"2014-05-04T17:03:11","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T21:03:11","slug":"speaking-of-prison-cells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/speaking-of-prison-cells\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Speaking of Prison Cells&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>But this involves a contradiction<\/li>\n<li>we stayed home and did our lovemaking in bed<\/li>\n<li>Professor Palgrave had found 288 lyrics<\/li>\n<li>speaking of prison cells<\/li>\n<li>and I am not a walking corpse<\/li>\n<li>Happy Birthday to you!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Speaking of prison cells<\/em>,&#8221; said Professor Palgrave, &#8220;once my wife and I were arrested for public indecency. Let me tell you, after spending a few hours in police custody, we wished <em>we stayed home and did our lovemaking in bed<\/em>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His grad students chuckled and blushed at the thought of the portly professor in such a predicament, though he was the best teacher in the music department.<\/p>\n<p><em>Professor Palgrave had found 288 lyrics<\/em> to unreleased John Lennon songs in a shoe box at an auction in Liverpool, England, thus cementing his notoriety among his students, and in the music press.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>But this involves a contradiction<\/em>, this story of yours, Professor,&#8221; said one of the newer students. &#8220;I thought you said you weren&#8217;t married.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>And I am not a walking corpse<\/em>, either,&#8221; said the professor grumpily. &#8220;But I feel like one sometimes. My wife left me shortly after the unfortunate incident I just related to you. She couldn&#8217;t stand the shame. She left on my birthday of all days.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, <em>Happy Birthday to you!<\/em>&#8221; said his teaching assistant sarcastically. &#8220;That&#8217;s pretty heartless.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But this involves a contradiction we stayed home and did our lovemaking in bed Professor Palgrave had found 288 lyrics speaking of prison cells and I am not a walking corpse Happy Birthday to you! &#8220;Speaking of prison cells,&#8221; said Professor Palgrave, &#8220;once my wife and I were arrested for public indecency. Let me tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[139,209,182],"class_list":["post-2227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-prison","tag-professor","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2228,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227\/revisions\/2228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}