{"id":2225,"date":"2014-05-05T08:37:28","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T12:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2225"},"modified":"2014-05-04T18:17:52","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T22:17:52","slug":"devlin-du-mauvais-knew-himself-to-be-a-very-attractive-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/devlin-du-mauvais-knew-himself-to-be-a-very-attractive-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Devlin du Mauvais Knew Himself to be a Very Attractive Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>perhaps a bit long and square-jawed<\/li>\n<li>unable to cause his larynx to make sound<\/li>\n<li>something as mundane as a monkey reflex<\/li>\n<li>through his half-open shirtfront<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Welcome, gentlemen, to Sugarloaf Mountain.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>next thing you&#8217;ll be hearing church bells<\/li>\n<li>with their passionate tornadoes of paper<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Devlin du Mauvais knew himself to be a very attractive man, even if his hair was <em>perhaps a bit long. And square-jawed<\/em> masculinity never went out of style, he knew, but it did nothing to explain his skill as a black magician.<\/p>\n<p>Devin&#8217;s sister Minerva grasped the throat of the dead man on the table, but no matter how hard she squeezed, she was<em> unable to cause his larynx to make sound<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why does this carcass defy me!?&#8221; she demanded. &#8220;He should at least possess <em>something as mundane as a monkey reflex<\/em>, not just lay there inertly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sister, dear, calm down, or the <em>next thing you&#8217;ll be hearing church bells<\/em> ringing through your nerves and the men in white, <em>with their passionate tornadoes of paper<\/em>work, will take you away again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Minerva took a deep breath, then she smiled seductively and tweaked Devlin&#8217;s nipple <em>through his half-open shirtfront<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>As they kissed, she ran her hand down to his erection and cooed, <em>&#8220;Welcome, gentlemen, to Sugarloaf Mountain.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>perhaps a bit long and square-jawed unable to cause his larynx to make sound something as mundane as a monkey reflex through his half-open shirtfront &#8220;Welcome, gentlemen, to Sugarloaf Mountain.&#8221; next thing you&#8217;ll be hearing church bells with their passionate tornadoes of paper Devlin du Mauvais knew himself to be a very attractive man, even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[212,348,46,249,122,180,182,350],"class_list":["post-2225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-fantasy","tag-genitals","tag-lover","tag-monkey","tag-seduction","tag-sex","tag-sister"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2225"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2226,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions\/2226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}