{"id":2183,"date":"2014-04-16T08:25:31","date_gmt":"2014-04-16T12:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2183"},"modified":"2014-04-02T17:51:43","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T21:51:43","slug":"harry-would-always-try-like-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/harry-would-always-try-like-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Would Always Try Like Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>try like hell to tailor<\/li>\n<li>it would look like a slump<\/li>\n<li>theoretical mathematical inherent possibility<\/li>\n<li>flight only smaller cats<\/li>\n<li>$2000<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Harry would always <em>try like hell to tailor<\/em> his advice to the particular needs of the recipient.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Fight only smaller cats<\/em>,&#8221; he recommended to the scratched and bedraggled dachshund. Not fighting at all would generally be better advice, but a weiner-dog has to think about the standings. <em>It would look like a slump<\/em> if he didn&#8217;t notch any victories.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go for it,&#8221; he called up to the woman on the ledge. To the aghast bystanders all around, he said, &#8220;She might float down slowly and be fine. It&#8217;s a <em>theoretical mathematical inherent possibility<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Every time Harry&#8217;s prescription ran out, he enjoyed at least a day of such lucidity and wisdom. And to think, he thought, I spent <em>$2000<\/em> on those pills!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>try like hell to tailor it would look like a slump theoretical mathematical inherent possibility flight only smaller cats $2000 Harry would always try like hell to tailor his advice to the particular needs of the recipient. &#8220;Fight only smaller cats,&#8221; he recommended to the scratched and bedraggled dachshund. Not fighting at all would generally [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,111],"class_list":["post-2183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-dog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2183"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2184,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2183\/revisions\/2184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}