{"id":2175,"date":"2014-04-09T08:15:08","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T12:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2175"},"modified":"2014-04-02T20:58:34","modified_gmt":"2014-04-03T00:58:34","slug":"rude-drivers-they-kill-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/rude-drivers-they-kill-people\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Rude Drivers. They Kill People.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a man in a white spacesuit<\/li>\n<li>the greedy bastards<\/li>\n<li>workers washing their boots<\/li>\n<li>the pilots had been drinking<\/li>\n<li>They kill people<\/li>\n<li>code word to alert the bodyguard<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Rude drivers. <em>They kill people<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Steve returned to his magazine, hoping to read in peace until take-off. <em>A man in a white spacesuit<\/em> had the seat beside him, and seemed determined to pry into Steve&#8217;s reasons for everything, up to and including his choice of air travel over the highway.<\/p>\n<p>As he read an article about <em>workers washing their boots<\/em> as part of a work stoppage, <em>the greedy bastards<\/em> striking for more pay and more days off, Steve heard a commotion in first class. Some celebrity and his whole entourage were trying to leave the cabin, the spoiled celeb calling out &#8220;guacamole!&#8221; over and over.<\/p>\n<p>It must have been a <em>code word to alert the bodyguard<\/em> that <em>the pilots had been drinking<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a man in a white spacesuit the greedy bastards workers washing their boots the pilots had been drinking They kill people code word to alert the bodyguard &#8220;Rude drivers. They kill people.&#8221; Steve returned to his magazine, hoping to read in peace until take-off. A man in a white spacesuit had the seat beside him, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[356,328,341],"class_list":["post-2175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-airplane","tag-celebrity","tag-clothes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2175"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2182,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175\/revisions\/2182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}