{"id":2172,"date":"2014-04-28T08:04:26","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T12:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2172"},"modified":"2014-04-02T17:13:40","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T21:13:40","slug":"arnold-gazed-in-dismay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/arnold-gazed-in-dismay\/","title":{"rendered":"Arnold Gazed in Dismay"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the vulgar world of newspaperdom<\/li>\n<li>did not suggest a tightly packed foundation<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my<\/span> island, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my<\/span> mountain, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my<\/span> land<\/li>\n<li>whatever portion of the anatomy<\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;ll swallow the house<\/li>\n<li>roller coasters, whorehouses<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Oho. Deranged am I?<\/li>\n<li>don&#8217;t like being put in such a position<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Arnold gazed in dismay at the stripper. <em>Whatever portion of the anatomy<\/em> she chose to display, it <em>did not suggest a tightly packed foundation<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Her ass is so big<em> it&#8217;ll swallow the house<\/em>,&#8221; he complained to his pal Ricky.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I like it,&#8221; Ricky replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re deranged.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Oho. Deranged am I?<\/em> Well at least I&#8217;ll get laid tonight. Nothing pleases you, Arnold. Not <em>roller coasters, whorehouses<\/em>, or foot massages. This is <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my<\/span> island, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my<\/span> mountain, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my<\/span> land<\/em>, and you&#8217;re making me feel like an inadequate host. I <em>don&#8217;t like being put in such a position<\/em> and so I shall banish you back to <em>the vulgar world of newspaperdom<\/em> from whence you \u00a0came!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whence?&#8221; complained Arnold. &#8220;Who uses that word anymore?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the vulgar world of newspaperdom did not suggest a tightly packed foundation my island, my mountain, my land whatever portion of the anatomy it&#8217;ll swallow the house roller coasters, whorehouses &#8220;Oho. Deranged am I? don&#8217;t like being put in such a position Arnold gazed in dismay at the stripper. Whatever portion of the anatomy she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[279,208],"class_list":["post-2172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-dance","tag-island"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2172"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2174,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172\/revisions\/2174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}