{"id":2170,"date":"2014-04-21T08:16:45","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T12:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=2170"},"modified":"2014-04-02T17:03:56","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T21:03:56","slug":"inez-claims-to-be-spanish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/inez-claims-to-be-spanish\/","title":{"rendered":"Inez Claims to be Spanish"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>his Austrian cannon<\/li>\n<li>lights a small cheroot for herself<\/li>\n<li>sexuality is the key<\/li>\n<li>that should relieve her boredom<\/li>\n<li>Inez claims to be Spanish<\/li>\n<li>so many homosexuals of both kinds<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Inez claims to be Spanish<\/em>, but no one believes her, even when she <em>lights a small cheroot for herself<\/em> and affects a heavy accent.<\/p>\n<p>Inez is bored. She has spent the day surrounded by <em>so many homosexuals of both kinds<\/em>. Hetero<em>sexuality is the key<\/em> <em>that should relieve her boredom<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily Hans enters the dance club just then. Inez smiles, thinking of <em>his Austrian cannon<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>his Austrian cannon lights a small cheroot for herself sexuality is the key that should relieve her boredom Inez claims to be Spanish so many homosexuals of both kinds Inez claims to be Spanish, but no one believes her, even when she lights a small cheroot for herself and affects a heavy accent. Inez is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[347,182],"class_list":["post-2170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-romance","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2171,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170\/revisions\/2171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}