{"id":1685,"date":"2014-04-02T08:16:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T12:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1685"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:29:02","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:29:02","slug":"abigail-bad-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/abigail-bad-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Abigail! Bad Dog!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the seven battalions of the Lepracaun<\/li>\n<li>rent all her needlework asunder<\/li>\n<li>made a merry, scornful sound<\/li>\n<li>the princess&#8217;s spaniel<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Hop! Hop!&#8221; he cried<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Abigail! Bad dog!&#8221; exclaimed Princess Flamisham after Abigail, <em>the princess&#8217;s spaniel<\/em>, <em>made a merry, scornful sound<\/em> and <em>rent all her needlework asunder<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>But soon the princess marveled at her pet&#8217;s alertness, for revealed beneath the ruined coverlet were the tiny General Shamrock and <em>the seven battalions of the Lepracaun<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good dog, Abigail! Sic &#8217;em!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shamrock issued commands in a frenzy, hoping to avoid a total massacre. <em>&#8220;Hop! Hop!&#8221; he cried<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the seven battalions of the Lepracaun rent all her needlework asunder made a merry, scornful sound the princess&#8217;s spaniel &#8220;Hop! Hop!&#8221; he cried &#8220;Abigail! Bad dog!&#8221; exclaimed Princess Flamisham after Abigail, the princess&#8217;s spaniel, made a merry, scornful sound and rent all her needlework asunder. But soon the princess marveled at her pet&#8217;s alertness, for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[335,339,111,348,333],"class_list":["post-1685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-animal","tag-creature","tag-dog","tag-fantasy","tag-royalty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1685"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1953,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions\/1953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}