{"id":1675,"date":"2014-03-19T09:00:33","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T13:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1675"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:30:45","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:30:45","slug":"the-sheepgoat-mutual-aid-society","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-sheepgoat-mutual-aid-society\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sheep\/Goat Mutual Aid Society"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>his own club lashed out<\/li>\n<li>the street sneezed<\/li>\n<li>warm salty water in my mouth<\/li>\n<li>and crouched while she drank it<\/li>\n<li>she was a limp doll<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The Sheep\/Goat Mutual Aid Society printed a scathing pamphlet about Harvey, and <em>his own club lashed out<\/em> with a retort in the form of a full-page ad that Sunday. All was politics as usual, until either a Sheep or a Goat used a blowgun to take Harvey out of the picture.<\/p>\n<p>Harvey lay there, and <em>the street sneezed<\/em> under him. The poison of the dart twisted the world into rippling fever-dreams, and he could only lay still and wonder if he would survive.<\/p>\n<p>So much <em>warm salty water in my mouth<\/em>, Harvey thought. He couldn&#8217;t breathe. But a cat trotted up to him, and purred in his ear, <em>and crouched while she drank it<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Having saved his life, <em>she was a limp doll<\/em> across his chest.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order!<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #ff4b33;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>his own club lashed out the street sneezed warm salty water in my mouth and crouched while she drank it she was a limp doll The Sheep\/Goat Mutual Aid Society printed a scathing pamphlet about Harvey, and his own club lashed out with a retort in the form of a full-page ad that Sunday. All [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[335,310,91,311,155],"class_list":["post-1675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-animal","tag-blowgun","tag-bonus-points","tag-cat","tag-politician"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1675"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1957,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675\/revisions\/1957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}