{"id":1669,"date":"2014-03-12T08:52:33","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T12:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:31:07","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:31:07","slug":"the-kremlin-cupolas-shone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-kremlin-cupolas-shone\/","title":{"rendered":"The Kremlin Cupolas Shone"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>slapped the monk&#8217;s face<\/li>\n<li>stop shooting, you fools!<\/li>\n<li>most novices ate it with relish<\/li>\n<li>work intelligently, rather than spectacularly<\/li>\n<li>the Kremlin cupolas shone against a pale summer sky<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Go ahead, kiss her.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>The Kremlin cupolas shone against a pale summer sky<\/em>, and bells rang out the lunchtime hour. Since its conversion into a \u00a0monastery, the former fortress boasted far fewer tanks, and marginally better food.<\/p>\n<p>Brother Ivan wished the cooks would strive to <em>work intelligently, rather than spectacularly<\/em>. Years of eating the ornate fare left him bored by all the gold leaf and sugar sculptures, although <em>most novices ate it with relish<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The walls shook, signaling that some of those novices were skipping lunch to play in a tank, and had found some ammunition. &#8220;<em>Stop shooting, you fools!<\/em>&#8221; screamed the abbot as he charged outside.<\/p>\n<p>After the meal, Ivan strolled in Red Square with Brother Boris. They came upon a pretty young lady with a sign reading, &#8220;Smoochies, $1.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Go ahead, kiss her,&#8221;<\/em> Ivan suggested. The woman slapped the monk&#8217;s face. &#8220;Pay first,&#8221; she insisted.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>slapped the monk&#8217;s face stop shooting, you fools! most novices ate it with relish work intelligently, rather than spectacularly the Kremlin cupolas shone against a pale summer sky &#8220;Go ahead, kiss her.&#8221; The Kremlin cupolas shone against a pale summer sky, and bells rang out the lunchtime hour. Since its conversion into a \u00a0monastery, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[342,295,54,201,309],"class_list":["post-1669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-food","tag-foreign-lands","tag-kiss","tag-money","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1669"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1959,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions\/1959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}