{"id":1660,"date":"2014-03-10T08:14:13","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T12:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:31:30","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:31:30","slug":"for-the-first-time-in-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/for-the-first-time-in-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"For the First Time in My Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>swooning to the floor of the hospital<\/li>\n<li>I was committing a sin<\/li>\n<li>fantastically gilded and filagreed<\/li>\n<li>stifling fumes from the damp earth<\/li>\n<li>mute and inglorious<\/li>\n<li>would a number of men so dragged a corpse<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For the first time in my life <em>I was committing a sin<\/em>, and I decided that I wanted to do it memorably, and commit the most <em>fantastically gilded and filagreed<\/em> sin in history, a sin that would leave battle-hardered surgeons <em>mute and inglorious<\/em>ly <em>swooning to the floor of the hospital<\/em> where they would breathe deeply of the <em>stifling fumes from the damp earth<\/em> and wonderingly ask one another under what circumstances could or <em>would a number of men so dragged a corpse<\/em> as artfully as I, metaphorically speaking.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them all in one sentence!<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #ff4b33;\" title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>swooning to the floor of the hospital I was committing a sin fantastically gilded and filagreed stifling fumes from the damp earth mute and inglorious would a number of men so dragged a corpse For the first time in my life I was committing a sin, and I decided that I wanted to do it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[91,187,35,307],"class_list":["post-1660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-doctor","tag-if-you-know-what-i-mean","tag-sin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1961,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions\/1961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}