{"id":1657,"date":"2014-03-03T08:17:02","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T13:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1657"},"modified":"2014-02-11T14:30:42","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T19:30:42","slug":"block-and-tackle-bill-earned-his-nickname","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/block-and-tackle-bill-earned-his-nickname\/","title":{"rendered":"Block-and-Tackle Bill Earned His Nickname"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a four inch green lizard<\/li>\n<li>a human-style bed<\/li>\n<li>some cook throwing a tantrum<\/li>\n<li>aged pile of feces<\/li>\n<li>block-and-tackle Bill<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Block-and-Tackle Bill<\/em> earned his nickname on the high school football field. Now, decades of steroid abuse had left him unable to enjoy sexual congress in <em>a human-style bed<\/em> without the use of a very large block-and-tackle. The irony was, indeed, lost on Block-and-Tackle Bill.<\/p>\n<p>Block-and-Tackle Bill slumped in his leather recliner watching <em>some cook throwing a tantrum<\/em> on TV. He felt like an <em>aged pile of feces<\/em>, but in less poetic terms. The only thing that made him smile these days, since his block-and-tackle contraption broke, was Esmerelda,<em> a four inch green lizard<\/em> who had taken up residence on Bill&#8217;s patio. Her skin secreted a potent painkiller and Bill would lick her whenever he could catch her.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a four inch green lizard a human-style bed some cook throwing a tantrum aged pile of feces block-and-tackle Bill Block-and-Tackle Bill earned his nickname on the high school football field. Now, decades of steroid abuse had left him unable to enjoy sexual congress in a human-style bed without the use of a very large block-and-tackle. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[335,182,346],"class_list":["post-1657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-animal","tag-sex","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1657"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2121,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657\/revisions\/2121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}