{"id":1653,"date":"2014-02-24T08:10:05","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T13:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1653"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:32:18","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:32:18","slug":"felix-is-plotting-a-rampage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/felix-is-plotting-a-rampage\/","title":{"rendered":"Felix is Plotting a Rampage"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the plight of the American stockbroker<\/li>\n<li>with a long-lost sister<\/li>\n<li>dancing the wicked flamenco<\/li>\n<li>are they being worn by non-members?<\/li>\n<li>he will not hesitate to shoot you, whether you voted for him or not<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Felix is plotting a rampage at the school&#8217;s Homecoming dance. He&#8217;s in the running for Homecoming King, but don&#8217;t assume you&#8217;re safe if he wins. He&#8217;s so disgruntled <em>he will will not hesitate to shoot you, whether you voted for him or not<\/em>. So go ahead and vote for whoever you think is cutest, or whatever the criteria are for the position.<\/p>\n<p>You may well ask why Felix is so bent on <em>dancing the wicked flamenco<\/em> of destruction. He told me he is concerned for <em>the plight of the American stockbroker<\/em>. I think he was being facetious.<\/p>\n<p>My theory involves Felix&#8217;s recent meeting <em>with a long-lost sister<\/em> in which she expressed her horror at the thought of outsiders wearing country club jackets to the dance. Have you heard anything about this? <em>Are they being worn by non-members?<\/em> And if so, is that a call to arms?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the plight of the American stockbroker with a long-lost sister dancing the wicked flamenco are they being worn by non-members? he will not hesitate to shoot you, whether you voted for him or not Felix is plotting a rampage at the school&#8217;s Homecoming dance. He&#8217;s in the running for Homecoming King, but don&#8217;t assume you&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[273,341,279,119,350],"class_list":["post-1653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bloodbath","tag-clothes","tag-dance","tag-gun","tag-sister"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1653"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1965,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions\/1965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}