{"id":1648,"date":"2014-02-17T08:03:59","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T13:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1648"},"modified":"2014-02-11T12:01:38","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T17:01:38","slug":"hieronymus-warhol-wandered-the-arid-australian-outback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/hieronymus-warhol-wandered-the-arid-australian-outback\/","title":{"rendered":"Hieronymus Warhol Wandered the Arid Australian Outback"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>only this wasn&#8217;t a dolphin or a lion<\/li>\n<li>a certain rock<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s the fever<\/li>\n<li>the sparkling synapses<\/li>\n<li>tiny bubbles from his angelic lips<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Hieronymus Warhol wandered the arid Australian outback in search of his spirit guide for three days before discovering <em>a certain rock<\/em> that spoke to him. By that time Hieronymus was naked, hungry, sunburnt, and severely dehydrated. <em>The sparkling synapses<\/em> in his overtaxed mind misfired repeatedly as the rock, the beautiful gray rock, told him where to find his spirit guide.<\/p>\n<p>Hieronymus had been expecting a grand and noble creature to guide him on his quest, <em>only this wasn&#8217;t a dolphin or a lion<\/em>. It was Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s the fever<\/em>, Hieronymus thought as he gazed upon Donald Trump spewing<em> tiny bubbles from his angelic lips<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>only this wasn&#8217;t a dolphin or a lion a certain rock It&#8217;s the fever the sparkling synapses tiny bubbles from his angelic lips Hieronymus Warhol wandered the arid Australian outback in search of his spirit guide for three days before discovering a certain rock that spoke to him. By that time Hieronymus was naked, hungry, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[212,230,328],"class_list":["post-1648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-artist","tag-celebrity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1648"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2118,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648\/revisions\/2118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}