{"id":1642,"date":"2014-02-10T08:17:22","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T13:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1642"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:32:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:32:52","slug":"hes-the-kind-of-guy-who-keeps-a-list-of-judicial-cadidates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/hes-the-kind-of-guy-who-keeps-a-list-of-judicial-cadidates\/","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s the Kind of Guy Who Keeps a List of Judicial Candidates"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>has her gargle with salt water<\/li>\n<li>a jar of warm sputum<\/li>\n<li>judicial candidates with humorous names<\/li>\n<li>and then he&#8217;d wave<\/li>\n<li>the Swiss bank account of a total stranger<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>He&#8217;s the kind of guy who keeps a list of<em> judicial candidates with humorous names<\/em> to choose his aliases from. The kind of guy who takes his date to an orgy, but then <em>has her gargle with salt water<\/em> before he&#8217;ll kiss her afterwards. He probably collects it so that he has <em>a jar of warm sputum<\/em> to remember her by. <em>And then he&#8217;d wave<\/em> and send her off into the night on her own so that he could sit at his computer and try to hack his way into <em>the Swiss bank account of a total stranger<\/em>. In other words, he&#8217;s just like all the rest. OKCupid sucks.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>has her gargle with salt water a jar of warm sputum judicial candidates with humorous names and then he&#8217;d wave the Swiss bank account of a total stranger He&#8217;s the kind of guy who keeps a list of judicial candidates with humorous names to choose his aliases from. The kind of guy who takes his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[54,201,306,182],"class_list":["post-1642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-kiss","tag-money","tag-saliva","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1642"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1969,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions\/1969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}