{"id":1640,"date":"2014-02-05T07:58:08","date_gmt":"2014-02-05T12:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1640"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:33:02","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:33:02","slug":"are-you-telepathic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/are-you-telepathic\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Are You Telepathic?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>and feeling for a zipper<\/li>\n<li>and a felt hat like a helmet<\/li>\n<li>Are you telepathic?<\/li>\n<li>Better than getting drunk!<\/li>\n<li>the finest esprit de corps the world has ever known<\/li>\n<li>Also 50 yards of extension cord<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Are you telepathic?<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, why do you ask?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because if you were, I wouldn&#8217;t have to waste time speaking aloud. But, unless you&#8217;re hiding your true abilities behind a bland denial, I suppose speech is going to be necessary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Does anyone ever say yes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One man did once, and elderly fellow with a bow tie<em> and a felt hat like a helmet<\/em>. I thought about cars at him, and he stumbled away swearing <em>and feeling for a zipper<\/em>. So I think he was lying.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How about you? Can you read minds?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sometimes. <em>Better than getting drunk!<\/em> But I need two live doves to make it work. <em>Also 50 yards of extension cord<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Telepaths have <em>the finest esprit de corps the world has ever known<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I quite agree.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and feeling for a zipper and a felt hat like a helmet Are you telepathic? Better than getting drunk! the finest esprit de corps the world has ever known Also 50 yards of extension cord &#8220;Are you telepathic?&#8221; &#8220;No, why do you ask?&#8221; &#8220;Because if you were, I wouldn&#8217;t have to waste time speaking aloud. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[336,341,343,271],"class_list":["post-1640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-bird","tag-clothes","tag-mind-powers","tag-scifi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1640"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1970,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions\/1970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}