{"id":1638,"date":"2014-02-03T08:19:27","date_gmt":"2014-02-03T13:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1638"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:33:10","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:33:10","slug":"trudy-looked-at-the-pamphlet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/trudy-looked-at-the-pamphlet\/","title":{"rendered":"Trudy Looked at the Pamphlet"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Is your skin too loose?<\/li>\n<li>as double-jointed as a trained mime<\/li>\n<li>biting her lip furiously<\/li>\n<li>the lewd cartoon<\/li>\n<li>he blushed like a boy<\/li>\n<li>toxic sludge in the neighborhood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Trudy looked at the pamphlet in her hand, <em>biting her lip furiously<\/em> to keep from smiling. Ever since the EPA found <em>toxic sludge in the neighborhood<\/em>, they&#8217;d been getting stuff like this in the mail &#8211; offers for all kinds of services that would solve all of their alleged problems.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Is your skin too loose?<\/em>&#8221; was the headline on this one. Trudy handed it to her father who opened it to read the details. As he scanned <em>he blushed like a boy<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Trudy looked over his shoulder to see what the problem was. Presumably it was the illustration that embarrassed him so.<em> The lewd cartoon<\/em> depicted a woman <em>as double-jointed as a trained mime<\/em> who was demonstrating just how loose her skin was.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is your skin too loose? as double-jointed as a trained mime biting her lip furiously the lewd cartoon he blushed like a boy toxic sludge in the neighborhood Trudy looked at the pamphlet in her hand, biting her lip furiously to keep from smiling. Ever since the EPA found toxic sludge in the neighborhood, they&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[112,331,296],"class_list":["post-1638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-mime","tag-parent","tag-toxic-sludge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1638"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1971,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions\/1971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}