{"id":1636,"date":"2014-01-29T08:49:53","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T13:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1636"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:33:19","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:33:19","slug":"really-winifred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/really-winifred\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Really, Winifred&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>from your clogged and sputtery pen<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It&#8217;s a farmer&#8217;s job.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>The goat raised her head<\/li>\n<li>Like kittens about to ignominiously drowned<\/li>\n<li>Russia, without a doubt<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Really, Winifred,&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Agriculture is a broad field<\/li>\n<li>carefully maneuvered herself between Angel and Will<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>&#8220;Really, Winifred,&#8221;<\/em> Walter sighed. <em>&#8220;It&#8217;s a farmer&#8217;s job.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Winifred smirked. &#8220;It&#8217;s like you always say, though. <em>Agriculture is a broad field<\/em>. Why shouldn&#8217;t a broad stand out in it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>The goat raised her head<\/em>, then <em>carefully maneuvered herself between Angel and Will<\/em>, the pair of mastiffs who kept order in the chickenyard. Walter scratched his chin, looking from the goat to his wife and back. &#8220;Okay,&#8221; he finally agreed.<\/p>\n<p>Glee made Winifred&#8217;s eyes into tiny, happy animals. <em>Like kittens about to be ignominiously drowned<\/em>. Walter knew she would soon beg him to take over, but meanwhile she would learn another side of the business. Where had she picked up such curiosity? <em>Russia, without a doubt<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the mail-order marriage hadn&#8217;t been such a good idea. The magazine ad had been too irresistible &#8212; &#8220;A beauty who will keep you warm, for just a few words <em>from your clogged and sputtery pen<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from your clogged and sputtery pen &#8220;It&#8217;s a farmer&#8217;s job.&#8221; The goat raised her head Like kittens about to ignominiously drowned Russia, without a doubt &#8220;Really, Winifred,&#8221; Agriculture is a broad field carefully maneuvered herself between Angel and Will &#8220;Really, Winifred,&#8221; Walter sighed. &#8220;It&#8217;s a farmer&#8217;s job.&#8221; Winifred smirked. &#8220;It&#8217;s like you always say, though. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[335,311,111,295],"class_list":["post-1636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-animal","tag-cat","tag-dog","tag-foreign-lands"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1636"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1972,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions\/1972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}