{"id":1628,"date":"2014-01-15T08:13:22","date_gmt":"2014-01-15T13:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1628"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:34:42","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:34:42","slug":"as-i-walked-past-the-boot-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/as-i-walked-past-the-boot-department\/","title":{"rendered":"As I Walked Past the Boot Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the Russian seemed to almost deflate<\/li>\n<li>in a silver sequin hunting outfit topped with a plumed hat<\/li>\n<li>turned my blood to icy slush<\/li>\n<li>it hurt more<\/li>\n<li>ivory fans, flamenco shoes<\/li>\n<li>past the boot department<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As I walked <em>past the boot department<\/em> of the Vladivostok Marks and Spencer, I beheld a sight that <em>turned my blood to icy slush<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Igor had found me, and there he stood <em>in a silver sequin hunting outfit topped with a plumed hat<\/em>, in his hands <em>ivory fans, flamenco shoes<\/em> on his tiny, awkward feet.<\/p>\n<p><em>The Russian seemed to almost deflate<\/em> as my horror manifested as mad cackling, and <em>it hurt more<\/em> to see his disappointment than it had to pull out the arrow he shot into my buttock in Prague.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the Russian seemed to almost deflate in a silver sequin hunting outfit topped with a plumed hat turned my blood to icy slush it hurt more ivory fans, flamenco shoes past the boot department As I walked past the boot department of the Vladivostok Marks and Spencer, I beheld a sight that turned my blood [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[341,295,40],"class_list":["post-1628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-clothes","tag-foreign-lands","tag-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1977,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions\/1977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}