{"id":1626,"date":"2014-01-08T08:06:41","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T13:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1626"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:35:03","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:35:03","slug":"even-backdating-the-transaction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/even-backdating-the-transaction\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Even Backdating the Transaction&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>I thought he was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">taunting<\/span> me<\/li>\n<li>by altering their hormones?<\/li>\n<li>the day before Liza&#8217;s 44th birthday<\/li>\n<li>she blushed<\/li>\n<li>costs him $9 million<\/li>\n<li>assuming he stays in Middlesex County<\/li>\n<li>backdating the transaction<\/li>\n<li>a shy 13-year-old boy stood no chance<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Even<em> backdating the transaction<\/em>, this <em>costs him $9 million<\/em>, <em>assuming he stays in Middlesex County<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Such shop-talk, <em>the day before Liza&#8217;s 44th birthday<\/em>, embarrassed her. <em>She blushed<\/em>.\u00a0<em>A shy 13-year-old boy stood no chance<\/em>. Jimmy cried out and fled the opulent room in terror, almost toppling the globe-shaped liquor cabinet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jonathan, look what your boorish wind has done.&#8221; Liza shook her finger at the lanky accountant.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>I thought he was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">taunting<\/span> me<\/em>,&#8221; Jonathan murmured.<\/p>\n<p>Could teenagers be made more tractable <em>by altering their hormones?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought he was taunting me by altering their hormones? the day before Liza&#8217;s 44th birthday she blushed costs him $9 million assuming he stays in Middlesex County backdating the transaction a shy 13-year-old boy stood no chance &#8220;Even backdating the transaction, this costs him $9 million, assuming he stays in Middlesex County.&#8221; Such shop-talk, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[51,201],"class_list":["post-1626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-birthday","tag-money"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1626"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1979,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626\/revisions\/1979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}