{"id":1624,"date":"2014-01-27T08:15:41","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T13:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1624"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:33:28","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:33:28","slug":"no-no-no-no-no-chico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/no-no-no-no-no-chico\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;No, no, no, no, no, Chico!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>he was like a cat pouncing<\/li>\n<li>immobility his eyebrow moved<\/li>\n<li>noticed the colour of your dressing gown<\/li>\n<li>rather the Latin temperament<\/li>\n<li>Not even a compromising bequest!<\/li>\n<li>a most awkward mistake<\/li>\n<li>They die, yes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;No, no, no, no, no, Chico!&#8221; screamed Thelonious Tharp, and Chico Desideria knew that once again he had made <em>a most awkward mistake<\/em>. Chico both admired and despised his choreographer and mentor, Thelonious. Admired him for the way that when he danced <em>he was like a cat pouncing<\/em>, despised him because he possessed <em>rather the Latin temperament<\/em> and made no move to disguise it.<\/p>\n<p>Chico knew what mistake he&#8217;d made this time. He was supposed to prance and cavort, leap awkwardly in time to the arrhythmic music, and then freeze. But despite his required <em>immobility his eyebrow moved<\/em>. Thelonious was livid, as usual.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chico, today when you left the dressing room I <em>noticed the colour of your dressing gown<\/em> had changed and I hoped that your attitude had changed along with your sartorial choices. I was wrong! You are as useless as ever! And you know, don&#8217;t you Chico, what the parents of one as unimpressive as you do? <em>They die, yes<\/em>, die! Of shame! And they leave nothing to their disappointing offspring, Chico. <em>Not even a compromising bequest!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he was like a cat pouncing immobility his eyebrow moved noticed the colour of your dressing gown rather the Latin temperament Not even a compromising bequest! a most awkward mistake They die, yes &#8220;No, no, no, no, no, Chico!&#8221; screamed Thelonious Tharp, and Chico Desideria knew that once again he had made a most awkward [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[212,311,341,279,221,331],"class_list":["post-1624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-cat","tag-clothes","tag-dance","tag-music","tag-parent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1624"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1973,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1624\/revisions\/1973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}