{"id":1618,"date":"2014-01-06T08:32:19","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T13:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1618"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:35:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:35:12","slug":"you-look-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/you-look-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You Look Sad&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>push food at me<\/li>\n<li>sad sunny sky<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d grown horns<\/li>\n<li>got dizzy, bent over, and waited<\/li>\n<li>watered my plant with 7-Up<\/li>\n<li>making your &#8220;babies&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;You look <em>sad, Sunny Sky<\/em>,&#8221; Stormy Cloud remarked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe I wouldn&#8217;t if you didn&#8217;t alway <em>push food at me<\/em> like <em>I&#8217;d grown horns<\/em>,&#8221; Sunny snapped.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ever since you <em>watered my plant with 7-Up<\/em>\u2026&#8221; Stormy trailed off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh! You mean the night you gave me the drugs and I <em>got dizzy, bent over, and waited<\/em> for you to fuck me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t say that in front of the babies!&#8221; Stormy cried.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s another thing I&#8217;m sick of! You <em>making your &#8216;babies&#8217;<\/em> the center of everything! They&#8217;re not babies, Stormy! They&#8217;re ferrets!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>push food at me sad sunny sky I&#8217;d grown horns got dizzy, bent over, and waited watered my plant with 7-Up making your &#8220;babies&#8221; &#8220;You look sad, Sunny Sky,&#8221; Stormy Cloud remarked. &#8220;Maybe I wouldn&#8217;t if you didn&#8217;t alway push food at me like I&#8217;d grown horns,&#8221; Sunny snapped. &#8220;Ever since you watered my plant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[335,71],"class_list":["post-1618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-animal","tag-spouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1618"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1980,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618\/revisions\/1980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}