{"id":1581,"date":"2014-01-01T08:18:18","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T13:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1581"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:35:21","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:35:21","slug":"extradimensional-infiltration-wont-affect-your-cerebral-output","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/extradimensional-infiltration-wont-affect-your-cerebral-output\/","title":{"rendered":"Extradimensional Infiltration Won&#8217;t Affect Your Cerebral Output"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>unless you are using vibrations for bones<\/li>\n<li>your cerebral output<\/li>\n<li>an irascible, tyrannical old coot!<\/li>\n<li>I flipped my cape over him<\/li>\n<li>&#8212; orbs as you call them &#8212;<\/li>\n<li>gently adjusted the glasses<\/li>\n<li>he gave a muffled buzz<\/li>\n<li>as thick as a parrot&#8217;s<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;ll never leave you, baby.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Extradimensional infiltration won&#8217;t affect <em>your cerebral output<\/em> or the function of your eyes <em>&#8212; orbs as you call them &#8212; unless you are using vibrations for bones<\/em> or possess feathers <em>as thick as a parrot&#8217;s<\/em>. But that is assuming that all the usual guild-approved apparatus is present. I <em>gently adjusted the glasses<\/em> which protected my sight-orbs and fluffed my downy feathers. Jones had landed in trouble, not surprising since he is, in fact, a parrot, besides being <em>an irascible, tyrannical old coot!<\/em> He sat frozen on his perch while I and the other owls prepared for the mission to retrieve his marbles from the cosmic interstices. Occasionally <em>he gave a muffled buzz<\/em>, especially after <em>I flipped my cape over him<\/em>. His simple but adoring young &#8212; inappropriately young &#8212; wife, a very pretty flamingo, said, <em>&#8220;I&#8217;ll never leave you, baby.&#8221;<\/em> Jones buzzed again, and leaned forward precariously. There was no time to lose.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>unless you are using vibrations for bones your cerebral output an irascible, tyrannical old coot! I flipped my cape over him &#8212; orbs as you call them &#8212; gently adjusted the glasses he gave a muffled buzz as thick as a parrot&#8217;s &#8220;I&#8217;ll never leave you, baby.&#8221; Extradimensional infiltration won&#8217;t affect your cerebral output or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[335,336,271,71],"class_list":["post-1581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-animal","tag-bird","tag-scifi","tag-spouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1981,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions\/1981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}