{"id":1579,"date":"2013-12-18T08:12:52","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T13:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1579"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:36:03","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:36:03","slug":"edward-said-well-pick-up-a-couple-of-flashlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/edward-said-well-pick-up-a-couple-of-flashlights\/","title":{"rendered":"Edward Said, &#8220;We&#8217;ll Pick Up a Couple of Flashlights&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>lost in the dismal thoughts<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t rush me, Edward!<\/li>\n<li>we&#8217;ll pick up a couple of flashlights<\/li>\n<li>was killed by thieves<\/li>\n<li>was a dinner guest once again<\/li>\n<li>he likely plunged in deeper<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Edward said, &#8220;<em>We&#8217;ll pick up a couple of flashlights<\/em> for the walk home, so we&#8217;ll be safe. Unlike Frank, who loved the dark and <em>was killed by thieves<\/em>. Ulrike also loved darkness, but had better luck. She knocked on a door and <em>was a dinner guest once again<\/em>. Xavier is harder to account for. <em>He likely plunged in deeper<\/em>, becoming a thief himself, but not killing Frank. That would never happen, but Xavier does get <em>lost in the dismal thoughts<\/em> of his varsity days. Mascot. Hideous. So, where do you buy your flashlights?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Don&#8217;t rush me, Edward!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lost in the dismal thoughts Don&#8217;t rush me, Edward! we&#8217;ll pick up a couple of flashlights was killed by thieves was a dinner guest once again he likely plunged in deeper Edward said, &#8220;We&#8217;ll pick up a couple of flashlights for the walk home, so we&#8217;ll be safe. Unlike Frank, who loved the dark and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[332,283],"class_list":["post-1579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-crime","tag-flashlight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1579"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1985,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions\/1985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}