{"id":1575,"date":"2013-12-04T08:25:57","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T13:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1575"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:36:45","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:36:45","slug":"sacre-coeur-was-yet-another-cathedral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/sacre-coeur-was-yet-another-cathedral\/","title":{"rendered":"Sacre Coeur Was Yet Another Cathedral"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>puffed up like a toad<\/li>\n<li>no mere statue<\/li>\n<li>You had two. They were thick<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Stand back, you imbecile!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>the 200 year brawl<\/li>\n<li>yet another cathedral<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sacre Coeur was <em>yet another cathedral<\/em> trammeled in <em>the 200 year brawl<\/em> between transubstantiationalist rebels and the materialist establishment.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Stand back, you imbecile!&#8221;<\/em> bellowed Mordecai, chief pyrotechnician of the rebellion. &#8220;Out of the way so I can take down that minotaur.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>You had two. They were thick<\/em>. It&#8217;s my turn,&#8221; groused Stephanie, a talented psionic.<\/p>\n<p>Both were struck speechless when the icon St Gridiron, which it seemed was <em>no mere statue<\/em>, <em>puffed up like a toad<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But this would be blasphemy to the materialists!&#8221; cried Mordecai.<\/p>\n<p>In a grating voice St Gridiron explained, &#8220;They have formed an alliance with the couch-potato legions.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>puffed up like a toad no mere statue You had two. They were thick &#8220;Stand back, you imbecile!&#8221; the 200 year brawl yet another cathedral Sacre Coeur was yet another cathedral trammeled in the 200 year brawl between transubstantiationalist rebels and the materialist establishment. &#8220;Stand back, you imbecile!&#8221; bellowed Mordecai, chief pyrotechnician of the rebellion. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[339,348,295,343,309],"class_list":["post-1575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-creature","tag-fantasy","tag-foreign-lands","tag-mind-powers","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1575"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1989,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions\/1989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}