{"id":1525,"date":"2013-11-20T08:10:12","date_gmt":"2013-11-20T13:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:38:23","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:38:23","slug":"stefano-shifted-his-considerable-bulk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stefano-shifted-his-considerable-bulk\/","title":{"rendered":"Stefano Shifted his Considerable Bulk"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>coughed and reached for his rum<\/li>\n<li>gave a big, guttural grunt of pleasure<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not a machine<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t even offer you a drink<\/li>\n<li>fat arms curved around his daughters<\/li>\n<li>and then a stream of bubbles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Stefano shifted his considerable bulk in the murky hot tub, <em>gave a big, guttural grunt of pleasure<\/em>, <em>and then a stream of bubbles<\/em> paraded to the surface.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your request tugs at my heart,&#8221; he grumbled distractedly, his <em>fat arms curved around his daughters<\/em>, each girl almost as rotund, and hirsute, as their father. &#8220;I understand your plight. <em>I&#8217;m not a machine<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He then <em>coughed and reached for his rum<\/em> while we fidgeted and dreaded the inevitable refusal of our boon. Stefano upended the bottle into his mouth, swallowing greedily.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But there&#8217;s nothing I can do,&#8221; he drawled, before extracting the last of the fluid from the bottle. &#8220;<em>I can&#8217;t even offer you a drink<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so, my brothers and I resigned ourselves to performing our trapeze act without a net.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>coughed and reached for his rum gave a big, guttural grunt of pleasure I&#8217;m not a machine I can&#8217;t even offer you a drink fat arms curved around his daughters and then a stream of bubbles Stefano shifted his considerable bulk in the murky hot tub, gave a big, guttural grunt of pleasure, and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[330,24,312,331],"class_list":["post-1525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","tag-alcohol","tag-brother","tag-circus","tag-parent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1525"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1994,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions\/1994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}