{"id":1514,"date":"2013-11-11T08:10:10","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T13:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1514"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:38:53","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:38:53","slug":"no-matter-what-you-may-be-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/no-matter-what-you-may-be-thinking\/","title":{"rendered":"No Matter What You May Be Thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>e<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"line-height: 24px;\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>ffluvia on his desk<\/li>\n<li>robes of office<\/li>\n<li>dark bulk<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Mom! Mom!&#8221; he cried<\/li>\n<li>everyone is offering him money<\/li>\n<li>a story about prostitution<\/li>\n<li>a late snack<\/li>\n<li>waverings and backslidings<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>No matter what you may be thinking, this is not <em>a story about prostitution<\/em>, full of <em>waverings and backslidings<\/em> of the moral variety, but ultimately ending with redemption for the hooker with the heart of gold. This is a different sort of story altogether &#8211; although it is about prostitution. It is less like a smorgasbord of character development, deep, timeless themes, and witty prose, and more like <em>a late snack<\/em> of pure porn.<\/p>\n<p>The judge stands in the shadowy corner of his chambers, his <em>robes of office<\/em> rendering him a mere <em>dark bulk<\/em> to Effluvia&#8217;s eyes. She knows <em>everyone is offering him money<\/em> to rule in their favor, but Effluvia doesn&#8217;t have much money. So she is offering him her body.<\/p>\n<p>He stands in the corner, staring at the reclining <em>Effluvia on his desk<\/em>, nude and legs akimbo.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Mom! Mom!&#8221; he cried<\/em>, suddenly recognizing her.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>effluvia on his desk robes of office dark bulk &#8220;Mom! Mom!&#8221; he cried everyone is offering him money a story about prostitution a late snack waverings and backslidings No matter what you may be thinking, this is not a story about prostitution, full of waverings and backslidings of the moral variety, but ultimately ending with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[332,201,331,264,182],"class_list":["post-1514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-crime","tag-money","tag-parent","tag-prostitute","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1514"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1998,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions\/1998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}