{"id":1512,"date":"2013-11-04T08:05:07","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T13:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1512"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:39:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:39:08","slug":"felicity-shook-her-head-sadly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/felicity-shook-her-head-sadly\/","title":{"rendered":"Felicity Shook Her Head Sadly"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>and a big swimming turtle<\/li>\n<li>except his penis<\/li>\n<li>his possible sexual approach<\/li>\n<li>a sluglike glob of substance<\/li>\n<li>a mysterious human skeleton?<\/li>\n<li>no subtlety, just penis and vulva<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Felicity shook her head sadly as she considered the naked man in front of her and <em>his possible sexual approach<\/em>, knowing there would be <em>no subtlety, just penis and vulva,<\/em> <em>except his penis<\/em> was merely <em>a sluglike glob of substance<\/em>, <em>and a big swimming turtle<\/em>-like scrotum dangled underneath.<\/p>\n<p>What have I done, wondered Felicity, to prompt my pimp to sell me to such <em>a mysterious human skeleton<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and a big swimming turtle except his penis his possible sexual approach a sluglike glob of substance a mysterious human skeleton? no subtlety, just penis and vulva Felicity shook her head sadly as she considered the naked man in front of her and his possible sexual approach, knowing there would be no subtlety, just penis [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[46,264,182],"class_list":["post-1512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-genitals","tag-prostitute","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1512"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2000,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512\/revisions\/2000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}