{"id":1445,"date":"2013-10-14T08:17:43","date_gmt":"2013-10-14T12:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:40:11","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:40:11","slug":"and-thats-how-i-came-to-write-the-flying-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/and-thats-how-i-came-to-write-the-flying-nun\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;And That&#8217;s How I Came To Write The Flying Nun&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>muttering they strolled<\/span><\/li>\n<li>well, he looked obscene<\/li>\n<li>came to write The Flying Nun<\/li>\n<li>only a naked young girl lying spread-eagled<\/li>\n<li>raging in his aged skull<\/li>\n<li>I know you&#8217;re part Indian!<\/li>\n<li>editor of this lunatic volume<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">&#8220;And that&#8217;s how I <em>came to write The Flying Nun<\/em> for half a season,&#8221; Devlin du Mauvais said, then added, &#8220;They fired me for obscenity.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Obscenity?&#8221; asked Delight. &#8220;Do tell!&#8221; She loved everything obscene, especially Devlin because, <em>well, he looked obscene<\/em> even fully dressed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was <em>only a naked young girl lying spread-eagled<\/em> on the altar, but they took offense.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Delight giggled at Devlin and the wickedness <em>raging in his aged skull<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I found the most remarkable book today,&#8221; she said, and showed him <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Saga of Hieronymus Warhol<\/span>. &#8220;You&#8217;re a character in it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Devlin snatched the tome and riffled through its pages. &#8220;I must find the <em>editor of this lunatic volume<\/em>, as well as the authors, and eviscerate them!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>While he continued <em>muttering they strolled<\/em> into the bedroom where Delight was to perform an erotic skit for her demon lover.<\/p>\n<p>After donning her chaps and spurs, she began. &#8220;<em>I know you&#8217;re part Indian!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>muttering they strolled well, he looked obscene came to write The Flying Nun only a naked young girl lying spread-eagled raging in his aged skull I know you&#8217;re part Indian! editor of this lunatic volume &#8220;And that&#8217;s how I came to write The Flying Nun for half a season,&#8221; Devlin du Mauvais said, then added, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[212,249,309,180,81],"class_list":["post-1445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-lover","tag-religion","tag-seduction","tag-skull"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1993,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions\/1993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}