{"id":1439,"date":"2013-10-07T08:09:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-07T12:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1439"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:40:31","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:40:31","slug":"dear-diary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/dear-diary\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Diary"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a more than brotherly kiss<\/li>\n<li>chewed my lips nervously<\/li>\n<li>the real moneymaker<\/li>\n<li>Let&#8217;s say &#8220;funny&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>if it really <em>is<\/em> shiny<\/li>\n<li>gives me that slimy smile of his<\/li>\n<li>I had tripped over a face<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">Dear Diary,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I love it when Devlin gets an idea and <em>gives me that slimy smile of his<\/em>. He&#8217;s <em>the real moneymaker<\/em> in the family and his ideas invariably lead to more riches. Mine are less reliable, as we both know. Remember the time I had that grave-robbing scheme that nearly got both my darling brother and myself buried alive, because <em>I had tripped over a face<\/em> in the crypt and knocked over the support column? I&#8217;m not sure how to refer to that. <em>Let&#8217;s say &#8220;funny&#8221;<\/em> instead of stupid.<\/p>\n<p>This morning Devlin gave me <em>a more than brotherly kiss<\/em>, then lingered and <em>chewed my lips nervously<\/em>. He&#8217;s worried about his aura again, and what he&#8217;ll do <em>if it really <\/em>is<em> shiny<\/em> yellow like the Old Gypsy Woman says.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m not worried. Devlin&#8217;s aura is still a black hole.<\/p>\n<p>Love, Minerva<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a more than brotherly kiss chewed my lips nervously the real moneymaker Let&#8217;s say &#8220;funny&#8221; if it really is shiny gives me that slimy smile of his I had tripped over a face Dear Diary, I love it when Devlin gets an idea and gives me that slimy smile of his. He&#8217;s the real moneymaker [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[212,24,332,201],"class_list":["post-1439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-brother","tag-crime","tag-money"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2008,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions\/2008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}