{"id":1377,"date":"2013-09-18T08:14:03","date_gmt":"2013-09-18T12:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:42:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:42:12","slug":"the-meeting-was-getting-out-of-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-meeting-was-getting-out-of-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"The Meeting Was Getting Out of Hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a variety of lovely agonies<\/span><\/li>\n<li>being the whore<\/li>\n<li>the man with the severed leg<\/li>\n<li>an unnatural child born of an unnatural act<\/li>\n<li>the cacophony of activity<\/li>\n<li>kill him and eat him<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">The meeting was getting out of hand. <em>The man with the severed leg<\/em> stood up and waved the bloody thing over his head, screaming. Clay thought the note-taker was likely to <em>kill him and eat him<\/em>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Finally the CEO called for order, which somewhat diminished <em>the cacophony of activity<\/em>. His thunderous voice carried over the tumult. &#8220;This is <em>an unnatural child born of an unnatural act<\/em>, surely in fact from <em>a variety of lovely agonies<\/em>. In short, a monster.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wild cheers met this proclamation. <em>Being the whore<\/em> he was, the CEO let it wash over him for a full minute. Finally&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is my pleasure to announce your promotion, Clay. Don&#8217;t ever change.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a variety of lovely agonies being the whore the man with the severed leg an unnatural child born of an unnatural act the cacophony of activity kill him and eat him The meeting was getting out of hand. The man with the severed leg stood up and waved the bloody thing over his head, screaming. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[156,176,339],"class_list":["post-1377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-blood","tag-cannibal","tag-creature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1377"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2013,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions\/2013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}