{"id":1375,"date":"2013-09-11T08:04:52","date_gmt":"2013-09-11T12:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1375"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:42:40","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:42:40","slug":"transformation-into-a-wolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/transformation-into-a-wolf\/","title":{"rendered":"Transformation Into a Wolf"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Hi. Hello. Hello? Heh-lo.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>&#8211; Stark naked!<\/li>\n<li>grew owl&#8217;s wings and talons<\/li>\n<li>congenital anonymity<\/li>\n<li>muddy boots took up a lot of room<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">Transformation into a wolf is actually a highly unusual form of lycanthropy. I&#8217;ve known only two werewolves, but at least eight people who <em>grew owl&#8217;s wings and talons<\/em> at the new moon. Dozens of\u00a0<\/span>weremonkeys, too. But best not to dwell on them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>These unfortunates almost always learn of their plight at dawn, when they awaken in some unfamiliar outdoor locale<em> &#8211; Stark naked!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I met Marie on a rooftop that way. She was still groggy, sated with innocent flesh, and slow to wake up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Hi. Hello. Hello? Heh-lo<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At last she discovered her nudity and woke with a gasp. I gallantly offered my coat, and took her downstairs to my condo. We first made love in the hall closet, where <em>muddy boots took up a lot of room<\/em>. Then we moved on to the kitchen, and finally the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Marie doesn&#8217;t remember me. My curse is different from hers. Rather than agonizing metamorphosis into a mindless beast, I suffer from <em>congenital anonymity<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi. Hello. Hello? Heh-lo. &#8211; Stark naked! grew owl&#8217;s wings and talons congenital anonymity muddy boots took up a lot of room Transformation into a wolf is actually a highly unusual form of lycanthropy. I&#8217;ve known only two werewolves, but at least eight people who grew owl&#8217;s wings and talons at the new moon. Dozens [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,341,339,122,182,40,239],"class_list":["post-1375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-clothes","tag-creature","tag-monkey","tag-sex","tag-shoes","tag-werewolf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1375"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2015,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions\/2015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}