{"id":1365,"date":"2013-09-09T08:01:41","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T12:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:42:47","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:42:47","slug":"have-you-ever-heard-of-hieronymus-warhol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/have-you-ever-heard-of-hieronymus-warhol\/","title":{"rendered":"Have You Ever Heard of Hieronymus Warhol?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>sluggish and contented<\/span><\/li>\n<li>didn&#8217;t have bathtubs<\/li>\n<li>He died in 1970<\/li>\n<li>tooth and toenail<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m vain and I&#8217;m lazy<\/li>\n<li>put him at a cobbler&#8217;s bench<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">Have you ever heard of Hieronymus Warhol? <em>He died in 1970<\/em>, <em>sluggish and contented<\/em>, in a poverty-stricken neighborhood in Rio de Janeiro where the inhabitants were so poor they <em>didn&#8217;t have bathtubs<\/em>. Or so rumor has it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>What really happened in Rio was that Warhol ran afoul of a politician by making unwanted advances at the man&#8217;s wife. Warhol was famous for saying, &#8220;<em>I&#8217;m vain and I&#8217;m lazy<\/em>,&#8221; so the politico had him kidnapped and <em>put him at a cobbler&#8217;s bench<\/em> where he was forced to make the lady in question a pair of stiletto heels using only <em>tooth and toenail<\/em> for tools.<\/p>\n<p>In later years Warhol called it one of the most grueling and sexually satisfying ordeals of his life.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sluggish and contented didn&#8217;t have bathtubs He died in 1970 tooth and toenail I&#8217;m vain and I&#8217;m lazy put him at a cobbler&#8217;s bench Have you ever heard of Hieronymus Warhol? He died in 1970, sluggish and contented, in a poverty-stricken neighborhood in Rio de Janeiro where the inhabitants were so poor they didn&#8217;t have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[212,230,155,40],"class_list":["post-1365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-artist","tag-politician","tag-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1365"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2016,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions\/2016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}