{"id":1359,"date":"2013-09-02T08:13:27","date_gmt":"2013-09-02T12:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:43:14","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:43:14","slug":"all-the-artists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/all-the-artists\/","title":{"rendered":"All the Artists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>This week&#8217;s stichomancy prompts were pulled from the menu of a local watering hole. Our critique group used the bar as an emergency backup meeting location once when our regular haunt was unexpectedly closed. Lucky for us, the menu was full of interesting phrases, ripe for the picking.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\">artists, intellectuals, and merchants<\/span><\/li>\n<li>cabana boy<\/li>\n<li>Magic Hat #9<\/li>\n<li>key lime pie never had it so good<\/li>\n<li>the only truly authentic brand of Worcestershire<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">All the <em>artists, intellectuals, and merchants<\/em> in attendance could agree on only one thing: the hostess was serving <em>the only truly authentic brand of Worcestershire<\/em> sauce available on the island. The soiree quickly devolved into their petty arguments about every other subject, including which <em>cabana boy<\/em> was the most effeminate, and whether the Great Rudolfo, the island&#8217;s only truly authentic magician, was wearing <em>Magic Hat #9<\/em> or #13, both of which were made of purple velvet.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>In the midst of the cacophonous conversations, Reggie approached the buffet table and asked the docile manservant what the enchanting green dessert was. When he told her, she exclaimed, &#8220;<em>Key lime pie? Never had it!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;So good<\/em> you&#8217;ll weep,&#8221; the manservant assured her.<\/p>\n<p>Reggie took a slice for herself, and one for her studly lover Lazarus.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s stichomancy prompts were pulled from the menu of a local watering hole. Our critique group used the bar as an emergency backup meeting location once when our regular haunt was unexpectedly closed. Lucky for us, the menu was full of interesting phrases, ripe for the picking. artists, intellectuals, and merchants cabana boy Magic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[230,341,342,208,23,235],"class_list":["post-1359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-artist","tag-clothes","tag-food","tag-island","tag-manservant","tag-menu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2018,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions\/2018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}