{"id":1343,"date":"2013-08-14T08:19:26","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T12:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1343"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:44:06","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:44:06","slug":"youre-the-most-evil-person-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/youre-the-most-evil-person-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re The Most Evil Person, Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>unless she herself was at the fairgrounds<\/span><\/li>\n<li>no matter what innocent life is ruined<\/li>\n<li>A mouse. A dead mouse.<\/li>\n<li>next is Jack the Ripper<\/li>\n<li>dear Jimmy, Ariel, Bebe, Mary, John, Philip, Amy, Myrtle, Vincent, Oscar, Vera, Peggy<\/li>\n<li>Oh, piffle!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">&#8220;You&#8217;re the most evil person, ever. <em>Next is Jack the Ripper<\/em>. You pursue your own pleasure, <em>no matter what innocent life is ruined<\/em>.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>All I could say was, &#8220;<em>Oh, piffle!<\/em>&#8221; Which didn&#8217;t really accomplish anything. But I knew what her comment was about. <em>A mouse. A dead mouse.<\/em> Named Reginald, it had gone to be with <em>dear\u00a0Jimmy, Ariel, Bebe, Mary, John, Philip, Amy, Myrtle, Vincent, Oscar, Vera, Peggy<\/em>, and Margarita.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to play skee-ball and ride the tilt-a-whirl, I wanted to win a goldfish. But no one was allowed to be having fun, <em>unless she herself was, at the fairgrounds<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>unless she herself was at the fairgrounds no matter what innocent life is ruined A mouse. A dead mouse. next is Jack the Ripper dear Jimmy, Ariel, Bebe, Mary, John, Philip, Amy, Myrtle, Vincent, Oscar, Vera, Peggy Oh, piffle! &#8220;You&#8217;re the most evil person, ever. Next is Jack the Ripper. You pursue your own pleasure, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,232],"class_list":["post-1343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-mouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1343"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2023,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343\/revisions\/2023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}