{"id":1335,"date":"2013-08-19T08:25:17","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T12:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1335"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:43:57","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:43:57","slug":"during-the-later-stages-of-the-elbows-installation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/during-the-later-stages-of-the-elbows-installation\/","title":{"rendered":"During the Later Stages of the Elbows Installation"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>at the bottom of the sea<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Every skin-diver and shrimp fisherman<\/li>\n<li>no sound disturbed his semiconsciousness<\/li>\n<li>later stages of the Elbows installation<\/li>\n<li>the speed of a middle-aged jogger<\/li>\n<li>you won&#8217;t be sorry<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">During the <em>later stages of the Elbows installation<\/em>, Hieronymus Warhol&#8217;s drug addictions overtook him with <em>the speed of a middle-aged jogger<\/em> training for her first marathon in poorly fitted shoes, and he would often slip into a trance-like state while on the job-site.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Every skin-diver and shrimp fisherman<\/em> from the nearby wharf was called upon to shout salty profanities, and fling rocks and shells found <em>at the bottom of the sea<\/em> in an attempt to rouse the great artist and compel him to complete his pipe-cleaner masterpiece, but <em>no sound disturbed his semiconsciousness<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>When eventually he came back to consensus reality of his own volition, he looked at the curator with bleary eyes and croaked, &#8220;<em>You won&#8217;t be sorry<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>at the bottom of the sea Every skin-diver and shrimp fisherman no sound disturbed his semiconsciousness later stages of the Elbows installation the speed of a middle-aged jogger you won&#8217;t be sorry During the later stages of the Elbows installation, Hieronymus Warhol&#8217;s drug addictions overtook him with the speed of a middle-aged jogger training for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[212,230],"class_list":["post-1335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-artist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1335"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2022,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions\/2022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}