{"id":132,"date":"2012-07-09T09:15:26","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T13:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:55:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:55:52","slug":"leonard-is-a-strange-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/leonard-is-a-strange-person\/","title":{"rendered":"Leonard is a Strange Person"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the kitchen will have been aired out<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been up for x-rays<\/li>\n<li>making it a family affair<\/li>\n<li>had seen that ghostly face!<\/li>\n<li>until it was eleven<\/li>\n<li>Leonard is a strange person<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Leonard is a strange person<\/em>. How I wish I never<em> had seen that ghostly face!<\/em> But see it I did on that fateful February day, along with my wife, my sister-in-law, and my six nephews, <em>making it a family affair<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;ve been up for for x-rays<\/em> numerous times since in a futile attempt to discern what Leonard did to us, but so far the doctors have been unable to offer a diagnosis.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever Leonard, that strange person, did it caused us all to become confused about our favorite television programs, and is most confounding.<\/p>\n<p>My poor wife will open the kitchen window for a moment to clear the smell of frying sausages, but will become distracted pondering whether she prefers David Letterman or Conan O&#8217;Brien, and by the time she figures it out <em>the kitchen will have been aired out<\/em> <em>until it was eleven<\/em> degrees!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the kitchen will have been aired out I&#8217;ve been up for x-rays making it a family affair had seen that ghostly face! until it was eleven Leonard is a strange person Leonard is a strange person. How I wish I never had seen that ghostly face! But see it I did on that fateful February [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[328,187,342,256,271,71],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-celebrity","tag-doctor","tag-food","tag-nephew","tag-scifi","tag-spouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2075,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/2075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}