{"id":1259,"date":"2013-07-31T08:07:30","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T12:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1259"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:44:34","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:44:34","slug":"now-you-may-feel-a-momentary-discomfort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/now-you-may-feel-a-momentary-discomfort\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Now You May Feel a Momentary Discomfort&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>just a nip<\/span><\/li>\n<li>a Swedish gynecologist<\/li>\n<li>such as Mr T<\/li>\n<li>we watched professional bowling<\/li>\n<li>This angered Bruno<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">&#8220;Now you may feel a momentary discomfort, <em>just a nip<\/em>.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Sue nodded, wondering how a dental procedure came to be invented by <em>a Swedish gynecologist<\/em>. Also wondering why her dentist had a mohawk. The hair would look normal on some outrageous celebrity, <em>such as Mr T<\/em>. On a dentist it looked like he couldn&#8217;t possibly be a real dentist.<\/p>\n<p>I have got to get better insurance, Sue thought. Then she winced, but only for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There, that wasn&#8217;t so bad, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She nodded again, then shook her head, then tried to smile apologetically and that really hurt because of the way her lips were stretched out of the way.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s okay, I understand,&#8221; her dentist assured her hastily. &#8220;I haven&#8217;t seen such a confused sequence of emotions since <em>we watched professional bowling<\/em> with my uncle, and my cousin Bruno rolled seven consecutive strikes but lost the match.&#8221; He sighed. &#8220;<em>This angered Bruno<\/em> so badly that he bit through a pin. Which is how I got into dentistry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bonus points for using the prompts in order!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>just a nip a Swedish gynecologist such as Mr T we watched professional bowling This angered Bruno &#8220;Now you may feel a momentary discomfort, just a nip.&#8221; Sue nodded, wondering how a dental procedure came to be invented by a Swedish gynecologist. Also wondering why her dentist had a mohawk. The hair would look normal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,328,187,346],"class_list":["post-1259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-celebrity","tag-doctor","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1259"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2026,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259\/revisions\/2026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}